Posts tagged home inspection
Tunnel Vision

A framed view of the lake, the sun shining just right through the shade-giving tree, a sailboat happily coasting the calm water and that slight breeze wafting through the garden. This is it. This is what you’ve been picturing yourself looking at for years to come. Your peace and quiet. Your happy place.

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What's Cookin?

Meth aka: Ice, Speed, Chalk, Crystal, Glass, Crank, Yaba, Fire, Tina, Tweak, Poor Man’s Cocaine, Uppers, Trash, Yellow Bam, Methlies Quick, Stovetop, Go-Fast is one of the most addictive substances that takes a mugshot from the more common angry/sad-I-just-got-arrested photo to “Whoah. What the fuuuuudge happened to their face?” Shortly, after the question, you come up with the conclusion that the criminal in question was in fact, addicted to Meth.

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Home Renovation Just Like That One TV Show

Foundation cracks, broken windows, a blown out roof(…from the inside?), abandoned furniture, police caution tape strung about like confetti….and what is that AWFUL smell? There are many that would steer clear of this property, but not you. No, you see character, a chance to install those antique windows you found at the flea market, a possible skylight in the master bathroom (thank goodness for that hole in the roof or you would never have thought of it!). You picture the great parties you’ll be hosting, entertaining your friends, showing them room by room what a great design eye you have. They will ooh and aahh as they marvel at how quickly you’ve transformed the home. You’re very own fixer upper. It’ll be just like tv… *insert dreamy sigh and pictures of shiplap here.

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